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Showing posts with label cult. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cult. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

"Cats or Death!!"




My boyfriend James and I were both graced with the wonder of Videomatica gift certificates this year. We ventured over there yesterday, conveniently only a few blocks from where we live, with the hope and anticipation of buying up some cult trash or horror of some kind. We were successful. It was a little bit overwhelming because there was so much to choose from and so much that we wanted! I settled for a copy of Caligula because it's so sleazy and wonderful and yet I'm not sure I could justify spending my own money on it when there are things of perhaps better quality to purchase. I am quite pleased to have it though. I also picked up a copy of Cronos from the genius Guillermo Del Toro and The Slime City Grindhouse Collection which I can't wait to watch. I remember reading about Slime City in Fangoria and was allured by the brightly coloured gore. Oh yes, and I also picked up a $3 copy of Rhinoceros Eyes because I like Michael Pitt and it's and odd film that takes place inside a prop storage house. James picked up a movie called The Carrier from 1988 which brings me to the main purpose of this entry.


James and I are both typically drawn to virus related films so we thought we'd give this one a shot. The film centers around an outcast boy named Jake living in a small religious town called Sleepy Rock. Jake gets attacked one night by some strange Big Foot/Sasquatch type monster that disintegrates into vague smokiness when he shoots and kills it. This leaves him with a strange plague that infects everything he touches, resulting in a quick and of course smokey death for anyone else's touch.

The first and perhaps best result of this is a man nearly dying from holding a copy of One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish. This spreads panic throughout the town as everyday objects, tables, mirrors and even nature become infected and deadly to the touch. These objects are then marked with red ribbon and the townspeople fashion some new digs with veils, towel wraps and garbage bags and clear plastic covering every inch of them.

A rivalry soon forms between those with the black garbage bags, being the more hooligan type members of the town, and those with the white, being the religious and family-oriented folks. A fight over cats then leads to some gruesome deaths, including the accidental death of a child in the forest. You see, the virus only effects living tissue and since there is apparently such an abundance of barn cats in their town, they are needed to test areas for infection. My favourite part of the movie is when a member of the "black" gang shouts his battle cry "CATS OR DEATH!" and raging chaos ensues. Poor kitties.

The movie starts taking a lot of confusing, allegorical turns that generally just don't make a lot of sense. Amidst all of this, Jake is struggling with the knowledge that he is the carrier and will be killed by the angry mob if they find out. He only has his female companion, who generally just spouts off awkward lines that don't always make a lot of sense, to confide in. And on top of all of this, random plot lines are thrown in during the movie that aren't fully explained and seem just a bit ridiculous. Like how apparently the whole town killed his parents for a very poorly explained reason, causing him to become an outcast and thinking that he had done it himself...whaaaaaat?
What could have been a good movie with a really interesting idea was demolished by horrible script writing, absurd and convoluted plot lines and what was obviously a very, very small budget. The beginning of the movie actually felt like we had started watching it about half way through. The story started out confusing enough and the inane dialogue didn't do much to help it. Despite this film never really realizing its full potential, it still manages to grab you and make you want to keep watching. I saw that someone referred to it as a mix of Twin Peaks and The Crazies and I can definitely see that. And hey, at least we have an entertaining movie to watch now and then and I'll definitely toss it at someone without explanation, just to see what they think of it.


Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Return




Well at last it seems that I have made my return to this blog. Thanks to the glory of Christmas I now have my own laptop which makes keeping up with this a lot easier. I now feel free to post about movies and music and all the neat finds I like to buy. In my last post I talked a bit about some movies that I had been watching and I think that since the year is almost over, it would be rather fitting to post a bigger list. I've been trying to make a note of all the movies that I've been watching throughout the year and I think it's pretty comprehensive. It has been a crazy year, what with graduating from the VFS Make-up program, getting an FX job and basically moving out of my mom's house, so I may have missed a few along the way. Well here it is anyway, in all it's glory.

Halloween II
The Slammin Salmon
Night of the Living Dead (original 1968)
Dawn of the Dead (original 1978)
Day of the Dead (original 1980s)
Land of the Dead
Malice in Wonderland (we tried and gave up on it)
A Serious Man
Adaptation
Defendor
Extract
Grotesque
Harry Brown
Inside
Law Abiding Citizen
The Boat that Rocked
The Road
The Descent 2
The Fourth Kind
Up in the Air
Whip It
Cabin Fever 2
Dead Snow
Diagnosis Death
Frequently Asked Questions about Time Travel
Eden Lake
Jennifer's Body
Last House on the Left (original and remake)
Antichrist
The House of the Devil
The Sinful Dwarf
The Square
Waltz With Bashir
The Thing
Zombieland
The Mighty Boosh (season 1 - 3)
REC
The Baker
Cadavres
Fido
Feast
Just Buried
Kicking & Screaming
The Orphanage
Pontypool
Quarantine
Teeth
Trick R Treat
The Unborn
The Host
Thriller
Visioneers
The Cell
The Human Centipede
Call of Cthulhu
Repo Men
Orgazmo
Peacock
Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl
The Horde
Sauna
Taxidermia
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
Necromentia
Inside
Leaves of Grass
Ken Park
Dreams in the Witch House
Bronson
The Signal
The Crazies (2010)
Plague Town
The brood
Demons 1& 2
Valhalla Rising
Date Night
I Spit on Your Grave
Carriers
Irreversible
A Serbian Film
The Beyond
Piranha
Scott Pilgrim
Dinner for Schmucks
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Salo
Splice
Valhalla Rising
Moon
Operation: Endgame
Suck
Dark House
The Limits of Control
Deadgirl
Bug
Girlfriend Experience
Terribly Happy
Afterlife
I love you Phillip Morris
MacGruber
Shortbus
Catfish
Machete
Return of the Living Dead
Isolation
High Tension
Halloween
May
The Monster Squad
Evil
Micmacs
Four Lions
Robin Hood
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
Pandorum
Puppet Master
The Fair Haired Child
The Fly 2
Caligula
Red
Winnebago Man
C.H.U.D
From Beyond
The Sentinal
American Grindhouse
Lets Scare Jessica to Death
Predators
Splinter
Centurion
Survival of the Dead
The Piano Teacher
Doghouse
Enter the Void
Gentlemen Broncos
Necrosis
The Slumber Party Massacre
Lust for a Vampire
Lo
Crash (Cronenberg)
Cronos
Be Kind Rewind
Shutter
Crash (Cronenberg)
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
Dead End
The Uninvited
To Die For
Watchmen
Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation
Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated
Sleepaway Camp
Nói
Tokyo Godfathers
Le Combat Dans L'Ile
Timber Falls
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
How to Train Your Dragon

So that would be at least 157 movies that I kept track of watching in 2010, the most recent ones starting from the bottom up, and I know there were more. It's a long list to look at so I hope to narrow it down into sections and reviews from now on but there it is anyway. Not bad!

I will leave you with this image of Vincent Price from the Masque of the Red Death cover, one of my favourite cover art illustrations.