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Showing posts with label exploitation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label exploitation. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Exploitation Film of the Month




I decided that James and I should start off the new year with a new tradition. Every month, we will venture over to our favourite video store and buy some sort of trashy, exploitation movie to watch and add to our collection. He had mentioned how he wanted to own more of them so I thought that this would be an easy way to start, especially since we aren't made of money. I got the first one and after reading the description on the back, I knew we had to see it. So our inaugural Exploitation FOTM is: In the Folds of the Flesh

Director Sergio Bergonzelli's In the Folds of the Flesh has been labeled one of the most over-the-top movies in the Giallo genre and within the first 10 minutes of the film, you can easily see why. I don't think I have ever been so confused while watching a movie, and I like a lot of weird movies. The whole point of this film seemed to be to try to throw as many plot twists and turns as possible at you, so that you can never guess what's going to happen and by the end of it, you don't really care anymore. I suppose it shouldn't be surprising that the script makes no sense when the writing credits include two different screenplays as well as two "ideas"...Right.



The basic plot of the movie is this: The film stars a family that is comprised of a clearly troubled mother and her incestuous son and daughter who like to get it on out in the open. At the beginning of the film you see what appears to be a younger version of the daughter cutting off her father's head after he rapes her. The mother then tries to cover up the act and a thief on the run happens to stumble onto their property and see the mother burying the body. Cut to 10 years later and you get this: the family receives an unexpected male guest; the guest makes sexual advances towards the daughter (and usually the brother gets jealous and does the same); either the daughter accepts and then murders the guest or the brother murders them; the daughter starts going crazy and calling all the murdered guests "Daddy"; the mother and son destroy the evidence; the mother looks freaked out. That scenario occurs at least 3 times during the film, or at least that's where I stopped counting. As these murders occur, we start to learn more and more about what really happened that night and that's where it all starts to make absolutely no sense. Was it really the father that raped the daughter? Is the father really dead? Is the there another daughter who is insane? Does anyone actually know what's going on?

As if all that weren't enough, when the mother and son go to kill the theif, they use some of the mother's convenient, secret stash of cyanide. She knows they will work because she has seen them work before...in a Nazi death camp of course! This leads to a hilarious flashback and probably the sleaziest scene of the movie. It shows (in black and white of course) a bunch of naked women being ushered into the showers. A young version of the mother, with the biggest and bounciest boobs of them all, is spared by a Nazi officer, probably so that he can use her for sex, and is forced to watch her family die. Of course, there are big windows that you can see in through to the showers and she persists to run towards them in hysterics. The rest of the flashback is basically her jumping up and down and crying in front of the glass, giant boobs bouncing away, as her family inside scratch at the glass and eventually fall down and die. It basically makes one big joke out of Nazi death camps and shows the most nudity in the whole film. Ridiculous! Oh yeah, and these flashbacks are intercut with shots of the fat thief, furiously splashing about in the bathtub. And you mustn't forget the pet turkey vultures, sexy 8-track poetry that causes the siblings to very nearly get it on in front of everyone in the dining room, the murder of a dog, the daughter's very odd attachment to her blonde wig, and then fact that they live in what appears to be a castle on an archaeological site and keep all of the old bones on display in their house. Thoroughly confused now? Me too.


Though yes, you could say that the erratic and fractured nature of the film reflects the damaged and utterly confused mind of it's main characters...I'd still say it's just too damn convoluted and nonsensical to be that deep. Nonetheless, In the Folds of the Flesh is worth a watch so you can see truly excessive, lurid Giallo filmmaking in it's possibly most absurd example. As confusing as it is, the pacing is actually quite rapid and it's full of all sorts of fun visuals and ultra cheesy gore. If you're a fan of the genre and like Argento, Fulci and Bava, then you should check this one out for the fun of it.

Besides watching the above, we've indulged in some of our recent purchases, Return of the Living Dead 2, Scanners, and Blood for Dracula (a birthday gift from James). We also watched Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole as well which I really enjoyed. The animation was beautiful and the owls were so cute! And this little baby owl makes me want to explode when I look at it!

Thursday, December 30, 2010

"This SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER..."


A new glory is awash upon us! James just purchased a 2 terabyte hard drive and we're a little bit overcome with the joy and boundless possibilities it presents us right now. The main reason being that so many more movies can be downloaded and stored for us to watch! In celebration, James was going through some movies he wanted to grab when he came across this exploitation gem Nude Nuns with Big Guns. When you come across a title like that, you really can't just ignore it.

Director Joseph Guzman's nunspoliation centers around Sister Sarah's embark into becoming a nun which turns sour when she's forced into the seedy underbelly of a Mexican drug ring. Naked nuns are forced to process and package drugs for the church which are then sold to outlaw biker gang, Los Muertos. When some drugs get stolen, the leader of the gang, Chavo, kills some of the nuns and uses Sister Sarah to cover the loss, forcing her into drug use and submission at his strip joint/brothel. After an overdose and beating from a not so gentle client, Sister Sarah receives a message from God telling her that he has a plan for her, which is to seek vengeance upon all those who have wronged her. She then sets off with an arsenal of badass guns to do God's work and kick some ass. After some priest slaying, the church hires Los Muertos to track down and kill her, and they realize that they're in for a little more than they bargained for because this SISTER IS ONE BAD MOTHER!


Oh yeah, did I mention the lesbian subplot? You see, she was punished for her carnal, lesbian lust by the church, keeping her torn between her devotion to the lord and her love for Sister Angelina. Although Sister Sarah's tough girl performance often felt a little contrived to me, I quickly forgave her when I saw her in action, shooting up the corrupt members of the clergy and gang. The men of this movie do a very convincing job of being completely depraved, misogynistic and just downright horrible pigs who think of women as nothing but bitches or "putas". That makes their demise in this film all the more satisfying, in true grindhouse fashion. Though there are plenty of strippers doing their thing for our viewing pleasure, I enjoyed the fact that the nuns, though naked as they were, didn't look anything like the strippers. Some were in fact not very attractive at all, Sister Angelina in particular, which made the movie feel less cheap to me. An exploitation film obviously needs some hot naked girls and we all enjoy that, but it's good to see some less gratuitous rolls, especially with main characters. It just makes it more realistic and gritty. That, paired with the stunning filters of the movie, made it look pretty authentic and much like an old Mexican telenovela, only with lots of blood!

Overall, I thought that this was a pretty good Grindhouse feature, what with all the stunts, nudity and satisfying blood splatter. Obviously this isn't a movie of much standard and most people would look at it as being a piece of shit but hey, it's a Grindhouse flick, it's supposed to be like that. Oh yeah, and it is called Nude Nuns with Big Guns so if you're expecting something more, then perhaps you're not reading properly.


Oh yeah, Happy New Years, blah blah blah. My New Years Eve consisted of eating turkey pot pie (thanks to a butt load of Christmas leftovers), drinking beer, and destroying everyone in Monopoloy whilst watching two wonderful movies: A Clockwork Orange and Bronson. Quiet and relaxing. Oh and the best part is, I didn't waste any of my money and no hangover. Muahaha.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

The Return




Well at last it seems that I have made my return to this blog. Thanks to the glory of Christmas I now have my own laptop which makes keeping up with this a lot easier. I now feel free to post about movies and music and all the neat finds I like to buy. In my last post I talked a bit about some movies that I had been watching and I think that since the year is almost over, it would be rather fitting to post a bigger list. I've been trying to make a note of all the movies that I've been watching throughout the year and I think it's pretty comprehensive. It has been a crazy year, what with graduating from the VFS Make-up program, getting an FX job and basically moving out of my mom's house, so I may have missed a few along the way. Well here it is anyway, in all it's glory.

Halloween II
The Slammin Salmon
Night of the Living Dead (original 1968)
Dawn of the Dead (original 1978)
Day of the Dead (original 1980s)
Land of the Dead
Malice in Wonderland (we tried and gave up on it)
A Serious Man
Adaptation
Defendor
Extract
Grotesque
Harry Brown
Inside
Law Abiding Citizen
The Boat that Rocked
The Road
The Descent 2
The Fourth Kind
Up in the Air
Whip It
Cabin Fever 2
Dead Snow
Diagnosis Death
Frequently Asked Questions about Time Travel
Eden Lake
Jennifer's Body
Last House on the Left (original and remake)
Antichrist
The House of the Devil
The Sinful Dwarf
The Square
Waltz With Bashir
The Thing
Zombieland
The Mighty Boosh (season 1 - 3)
REC
The Baker
Cadavres
Fido
Feast
Just Buried
Kicking & Screaming
The Orphanage
Pontypool
Quarantine
Teeth
Trick R Treat
The Unborn
The Host
Thriller
Visioneers
The Cell
The Human Centipede
Call of Cthulhu
Repo Men
Orgazmo
Peacock
Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl
The Horde
Sauna
Taxidermia
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
Necromentia
Inside
Leaves of Grass
Ken Park
Dreams in the Witch House
Bronson
The Signal
The Crazies (2010)
Plague Town
The brood
Demons 1& 2
Valhalla Rising
Date Night
I Spit on Your Grave
Carriers
Irreversible
A Serbian Film
The Beyond
Piranha
Scott Pilgrim
Dinner for Schmucks
The Disappearance of Alice Creed
Salo
Splice
Valhalla Rising
Moon
Operation: Endgame
Suck
Dark House
The Limits of Control
Deadgirl
Bug
Girlfriend Experience
Terribly Happy
Afterlife
I love you Phillip Morris
MacGruber
Shortbus
Catfish
Machete
Return of the Living Dead
Isolation
High Tension
Halloween
May
The Monster Squad
Evil
Micmacs
Four Lions
Robin Hood
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)
Pandorum
Puppet Master
The Fair Haired Child
The Fly 2
Caligula
Red
Winnebago Man
C.H.U.D
From Beyond
The Sentinal
American Grindhouse
Lets Scare Jessica to Death
Predators
Splinter
Centurion
Survival of the Dead
The Piano Teacher
Doghouse
Enter the Void
Gentlemen Broncos
Necrosis
The Slumber Party Massacre
Lust for a Vampire
Lo
Crash (Cronenberg)
Cronos
Be Kind Rewind
Shutter
Crash (Cronenberg)
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead
Dead End
The Uninvited
To Die For
Watchmen
Not Quite Hollywood: The Wild, Untold Story of Ozploitation
Night of the Living Dead: Reanimated
Sleepaway Camp
Nói
Tokyo Godfathers
Le Combat Dans L'Ile
Timber Falls
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
How to Train Your Dragon

So that would be at least 157 movies that I kept track of watching in 2010, the most recent ones starting from the bottom up, and I know there were more. It's a long list to look at so I hope to narrow it down into sections and reviews from now on but there it is anyway. Not bad!

I will leave you with this image of Vincent Price from the Masque of the Red Death cover, one of my favourite cover art illustrations.